I did this dance once

One time I put the swirling twirling words inside my head on paper and then I danced them.

I got an iPhone...

Here are my thoughts from the first day we spent together 

Arg, I am so LAME. I got a smart phone. I held out for so long!

It is Pink and Sparkly :) it's main attraction. 

I can't believe this is so smart!

Oh great, I don't know how to run this thing. Have I been living under a rock? 

My parents are teaching me how to run an iPhone. . . 

What's that singing noise? Oh a text message!

I HAVE A COMPUTER IN THE PALM OF MY HANDS!!! 

Wow. Why is it shaking? 

What apps should I get?

Do people have this many apps?

I can watch T.V. on this thing!!!!!!! 

I suddenly became self conscious of the how wide my thumbs are, I mean they are running all over the place. 

I am going to be so organized.

 I am going to watch SO much T.V.    :) 

This is what social media looks like to most people? Weird.

Sometimes my fingers don't work. 

This is my life now. I own an iPhone. 

#iwannawrite

i will write to you

if you let me

will you read

what i say

do like the way

words fit on a page

i will say things

to be said

i won't speak

i'll just let you read 

I adore you.

   

NATIVE 

1.	"Counting Stars"
2.	"If I Lose Myself"
3.	"Feel Again"
4.	"What You Wanted"
5.	"I Lived"
6.	"Light It Up"
7.	"Can't Stop"
8.	"Au Revoir"
9.	"Burning Bridges"
10.	"Something I Need"
11.	"Preacher"
12.	"Don't Look Down"

Deluxe Album 

13.	"Something's Gotta Give"
14.	"Life in Color"
15.	"If I Lose Myself" (Acoustic version)
16.	"What You Wanted" (Acoustic version)
17.	"Burning Bridges"

http://onerepublic.com/releases/native_deluxe_version

pink,blue&white

*This account is told through a text message conversation I had with my sister. 

Me: I just wanted to smell pretty...

Krystal: And you don't?!

Me: Like a tropical beach beauty.

Krystal: Hahaha!!! Like a coconut 

Me: So i went to Bath & Body works

Krystal: And...

Me: I bought things to make my dream come true.

Me: And now now I am attach to thing I can never hav31 (have)

Krystal: Nooooo! You didn't buy it!

Me: No I did. Just to see how it would feel to have my dream in a bag. 

Me: And now I just stare at it and realize that I cant afford my dream.

Krystal: Nooo! You can you can

Me: Nope I cant. I cant have the dream to smell good. It can't be done. Not today. 

Krystal: Hmm lemme smell

Me: Nope. After I hold them in my arms and cry sweet tropical goodness. They are done locked in a cage. Called my dream sucker. Aka back to the store they will go. 

Krystal: Nooo how much did you spend 

Me: So much I have to take it back :(

Krystal: Like how much

Me: One billion dollars!

Krystal: Stop! Tell the truth

Me: $45

Krystal: Hmmm not bad 

Me: False $47.50

Krystal: Hahaha

My roommate came home she looked at me sitting there on the floor with my new smell goods. I told her my sadness and then I cried. 

mmmmmuuuummmmh

There is a boy sitting next to me.

He is wrapped up in a blanket.

He makes weird noises

And listens to One Direction

He just wants to Escape

My Blog about him

Matt

my hidden retreat

I sit by the fire and watch Psych

I get a sunburn on my arms

I lay by my dog

I read my book

I lay on the ground

I search

I breathe

I look

I can't find

I return

I color

It's like she can sense it

she cuddles me

She knows

I know

but we can't find it

we just sit

I can't color in the lines

So many things to say

Here is a list of events/things I've thought/done in the last few months. No specific order.


1. I AM DONE. I AM DONE. I AM DONE. With Spring Semester! HALLA!
HELLO SUMMER :)

2. I am going to FIJI in 5 days. #saywhat

3.  #yaijusthashtaggedonmyblog #whatup #followmeontwitter @karlimarier

4. I have a NEW JOB! It's the BEST! shall I promote it? http://www.limericki.com/ #socute

5. SO it's like SUMMER and it is still BLOWING my mind!

6. I just spent $100 today on stuff to go to FIJI #thiswomenisbroke

7. I like kids. I know you are probably saying "Why does she need to tell us that?" But people think I don't like kids. but I do. They are just little humans that can sit on your laps. And are squishy well mostly babies.

8. General Conference. Enough said.

9. SPRING BREAK ROCKED MY SOCKS OFF! ( I'm going to tell you a story) (is that what parenthesis are for stating the obvious?)

* During Spring Break I went and visited my BFF if you don't know who she is please refer to the blog entitled Chelsea Bugs. Wow! maybe I should write more about her then just her mission call. Ah! Look forward to it! Where was I? (my hands are sweating) (I guess that not obvious) Hmmmm..... SPRING BREAK! Okay, so I went to St.George, my other home-ish town. And I got to spend time with my home girl Chels. We ate FRO YO, we drove around, we stayed up till 5 FREAKIN AM and talked and talked and talked! It was the best! She is getting ready to serve a mission which is like the coolest thing ever. And while I was down there I got to witness some of her awesomeness in preparing to serve. It was so amazing.
Any who (said in a Wisconsin accent) the main point of this story is so I could share the best friend moment I had down there. One night after Chelsea got off of work  at like 1am we literally had a party in the parkin lot. I am not sure if I have ever told you about my LOVE for parties in the parking lots. Chels, our friend and I all quoted She's the Man and sang the theme song to Arthur. WOW! I know isn't it like the best thing ever? So there is my story of friendship. Take it and eat it! #justforChels

10. I can read books now....BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER!

11. I am like the weirdest blogger ever!

12. I have a bucket load of Drafts
I have been so good about posting lately (not) I have decided I am going to storm you with my DRAFTS!!!

13. I have tickets to TAYLOR SWIFT's RED TOUR (JUNE 1st)

14. OMG I met Ed Sheeran and went to his CONCERT.

15. I  got a new hair cut. I have BANGS and my hair doesn't look like untamed lions tame.

16. I am so happy :) Cause I am going to BLOG so much this Summer.

love lists

Love,
Karli Marie

Chelsea Bugs

This Girl my BFF (Chelsea) 

Got her mission call 

She is going to the

SPAIN BARCELONA 

Mission 

She leaves on July 24th 

It will be the longest 18 months of my life. It will be so good! 

 She is going to be the BEST missionary.

I love you Chels! 

Who is this?

My name is Karli Marie Rasmussen

I am the writer of this blog

I live at
 Nope that's to much to have online

I know I have neglected you

I am sorry

So get ready to 

cry laugh smile and giggle

I am going to post like 

a mad woman

Movember Mustache Party

How did that party with all of the Mustaches go?

Ron Swanson was in attendance.

 Enough said!

Well, I don't really blog about parties.
 So I will let my sister tell you!

http://daydreamcatcher.wordpress.com/2013/01/16/how-our-mustache-party-turned-out/

And if she can't tell you maybe my other sister can :)

p.s. If I don't know your name, I really care about you!

p.p.s. I LOVE RON SWANSON